Congratulations. You've "found" me.
But...The Author chooses to remain anonymous and largely hidden,
because he's a reluctant misanthrope, for lack of a better term. The
Author has gone to great lengths to hide his identity online, so I guess
"kudos" for getting this far...but here is about as far as you'll get. The author
is a very private person, aggressively bumping up against the label "hermit".
Be aware that there are a fair number of people who share The Author's
name, surprisingly enough. Please – don't bother them looking further
for me – there's no sense in creating another misanthrope.
If you have any questions, the author directs you to
Do You Realize, by The Flaming Lips.
If you have any further questions, please, keep them to yourself.