We here at Anastrophe Control strive to ensure an enjoyable,
trouble-free internet experience for you, our cherished visitors. We
employ only the most modern computational devices, as shown above, to
deliver these savory packets to your screen. The image above is your
faithful Systems Administrator Paul (or so he would have you believe),
hard at work crafting these packets, bit by delicious bit. It's a
twenty-four hour a day job, and there are no breaks. It's all we do,
and it's all for you. Yes, we really care
that much.

Who are the two fellas shown here? Well, one of them is William Hurt,
the other is Paul Theodoropoulos. One of them is an acclaimed
Hollywood actor, the other an acclaimed Unix Systems
Administrator. One of them is dashingly handsome, the other, not so
much. Can you guess who's who? (inscrutable hint: I'm on the left)
The question frequently arises - "Paul, why do you have these photos of
William Hurt and yourself, in this unfathomably difficult
online puzzle?" A perspicacious query, indeed. Why? Because I
used to believe that I resembled Mr. Hurt in some small measure. Of
course, I also believe that I'm going to win the lottery any day now, so
take from it what you will.