A series of tests were performed on our German Shepherd dog, Tamsen
during the summer of 2001. Twelve independent laboratories
specializing in the investigation and quantification of such
attributes as health, intelligence, behavior, and aesthetic appeal,
among several other qualities, observed and examined Tamsen for four
weeks. The results of these tests, available as document numbers
#BOE35.214E-1a through #BOE35.214E-2c from the Government Printing
Office (Pueblo, Colorado), have verified and confirmed that Tamsen is
the best dog in the whole wide world.